March 2010
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took a blog-vacay
took some time off from the internet world to pursue my latest obsession: working out. ok i’ve always been obsessed with it..but its gettin reaaal. new job…again…not too much to report right now other than that and i hate school and can’t wait for another summer in the ‘burg. will post something interesting soon…sorry to waste your time
—-hammertime
beccahammered: reason #5394857230496872309458743... →
February 2010
38 posts
beccahammered: o'Doyle RULES →
“is there a “your baby can read” series for college students? I...”
– ohhh the weird things i say to jill when i’m allnitering.
Freshhhhh →
can’t wait to start practicing w/the hip hop team haha first order of bizz…
“I mean…he’s cool and all, but he only has like 400 friends on...”
– anon
Good to know.
Here is a list of ways to identify a sociopath. This list is from “Profile of a Sociopath”. Is is a pretty good list of sociopathic indicators.
Glibness/Superficial Charm
Manipulative and Conning
Grandiose Sense of Self
Pathological Lying
Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
Shallow Emotions
Incapacity for Love
Need for Stimulation
Callousness/Lack of Empathy
Poor Behavioral...
You know those annoying ass songs on your iPod...
Valentines Day: Whoever invented this doomsday was...
consensus seems to prove that valentines day causes more harm than good.
valentinesday sucks for the following reasons:
too much pressure. if ur in a relationship and theres no grand gesture, well, you failed. Your dramatic girlfriend will whine relentlessly to her friends about how she puts up with ur bullshit and all she got was a box of chocolates and a lame as card you bought on the way...
typical.
Becca
lets adopt a haitian baby together and make a documentary
Wade
okkk
“Your uncle’s name is Dick Hammer!? I can’t compete with that.”
– anon
so...how bout that ride in...I guess thats why...
Nights like last night are the reason I am a bartender.
Facts pertaining to last night:
DANIELLE AND NICOLE ARE MY BITCH LOVERS
“you know danielle chelena? danielle? dani? and you know carly arnwine? oh my god this one time….we like…hungout….it was SO COOL”
i can’t handle alcohol
officially lost my ‘trackball’ last night and therefore...
“if you were on the DP dough menu you’d be the FRIEND ZONE…”
– anon
gimme that BECKYYYYYY
youre an exception to the rule
“WHY, no matter how old I get, are farts so f@!king funny!?!”
– nicolerichie
“Yeah, while you guys are at Dartmouth, I’ll be over at State where the girls are...”
– Superbad
On the PrOWL. thanks mixon. i'm gonna snag me a... →
why do i feel like tonight is gonna be one of...
PS…being a bachelorette on valentines day might have its perks. THe two elements I need to make this my dream date are as follows
1. Mike Green (on the Caps Hockey team) aka my future husband.
2. I expect a v-day present and all i really want is this cat…how entertaining would it be to have this thing walkin around ur house all day
Now thats more like it. →
the reason my #1 dream job is to write for a men's... →
“FML. FU*K MY LIVER. …”
– becca and wade
“i think i’m going to invent skitter, that way i can skeet people.”
– @whammes
someone thot it would be funny to request a free...
I will say though, it was a weak attempt to descretely package the sample when on the envelope it says “BIOFILM, INC…YOUR REQUESTED SAMPLE ENCLOSED!!” what a weird day.
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Nicole Wattelet
the apple of my eye.
“CHLOROPHYLL?!? More like BORE-APHYLL! (housing & the environment = quality...”
“It was a BARTENDER on a CRUISE SHIP”
One of my best friends - she's hilarious. and... →
I really have no idea what i’m doing but thats very sweet of u. wtf is “reblog” it sounds like something you do when youve had one too many tequila shots. (via wadehammes)
Veronica
About 3 months ago, I decided to create an alter ego. Her name is Veronica. She wears glasses and likes to tear it up in Blacksburg. If you run into her, I apologize, I cannot be held accountable for her actions.
16th Grade pt2
Blogging.
I don’t really understand the concept, nor the reason it is called “blogging.” What a strange word. I guess if you’re anything like myself and feel the constant need to recreate your identity every 30 days to keep yourself entertained, it’s an ideal form of shameless self-promotion. You know, my life is just SO interesting that I think everyone will read...
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Its official. I’m a vampire. I can’t sleep…just got home from work couple of hours ago and i’ve been goofin around doing nothing of great importance since. Watched a pretty sweet infomercial called “Hip Hop Abs” and it was hilarious. I might actually end up buying it because 1. I love hip hop dancing more than life. 2. Apparently I’m a fatass.
Since...