took some time off from the internet world to pursue my latest obsession: working out.  ok i’ve always been obsessed with it..but its gettin reaaal.  new job…again…not too much to report right now other than that and i hate school and can’t wait for another summer in the ‘burg.  will post something interesting soon…sorry to waste your time

—-hammertime

this makes me really happy.  can i borrow it for work tonight?

can’t wait to start practicing w/the hip hop team haha first order of bizz…

Here is a list of ways to identify a sociopath. This list is from “Profile of a Sociopath”. Is is a pretty good list of sociopathic indicators.

• Glibness/Superficial Charm
• Manipulative and Conning
• Grandiose Sense of Self
• Pathological Lying
• Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
• Shallow Emotions
• Incapacity for Love
• Need for Stimulation
• Callousness/Lack of Empathy
• Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
• Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency
• Irresponsibility/Unreliability
• Promiscuous Sexual Behavior/Infidelity
• Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility
• Contemptuous of those who seek to understand them
• Does not perceive that anything is wrong with them
• Authoritarian
• Secretive
• Paranoid
• Only rarely in difficulty with the law, but seeks out situations where their tyrannical behavior will be tolerated, condoned, or admired
• Conventional appearance
• Goal of enslavement of their victim(s)
• Exercises despotic control over every aspect of the victim’s life
• Has an emotional need to justify their crimes and therefore needs their victim’s affirmation (respect, gratitude and love)
• Ultimate goal is the creation of a willing victim
• Incapable of real human attachment to another
• Unable to feel remorse or guilt
• Narcissism, grandiosity (self-importance not based on achievements)
• May state readily that their goal is to rule the world

You know those annoying ass songs on your iPod that come up when u hit shuffle and you always forget to delete them and if you dont hit ‘skip’ right away its like the worst 5 seconds of your life?  Yea this isn’t one of them.  Channeling middle school skate parties…

consensus seems to prove that valentines day causes more harm than good.

valentinesday sucks for the following reasons:

• too much pressure.  if ur in a relationship and theres no grand gesture, well, you failed.  Your dramatic girlfriend will whine relentlessly to her friends about how she puts up with ur bullshit and all she got was a box of chocolates and a lame as card you bought on the way over to pick her up and quickly doodled [heart] boyfriend
• you will wait no less than 2 hours for a table at dinner because “reservations” are so 90s.
• unless you’re in the ‘oooey gooey PDA butterflies stage” of your relationship, you are 99.9% guaranteed to have a major league fight.  Probably over something stupid, but it will usually end with “but you can’t even be nice to me on Valentines dayyyy wahhhhh” here comes the wahhmbulance.
• if you’re on a “friend date” HAH you can think again…be prepared for some stage 5 creepage.
• if you’re on a date with a casual acquaintance…holy awkward situation.  what is the protocol for that one?
• if youre [newly] single, you can’t run and hide, you are going to get slapped in the face with all that is Valentines day and probably end up shitfaced at a bar making out with strangers, or staying at home and eating your feelings with your cat while you watch infomercials…or…
• people who find out you are newly single will become your worst nightmare
• conversation hearts: WHO THE HELL WRITES THESE THINGS, a middle school principal? “fax me”…really…its only a matter of time before “Let’s Blog” makes the cut.  better yet “Add me” or “facebook me” or “lets tweet”